Questions regarding 60+ year old people — The source unkknown
Where can women over the age of 60 find young, sexy men who are interested in them?
Try a bookstore under fiction.
How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year-old husband?
Tell him you are pregnant.
How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
Take off your glasses.
Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Is it common for 60+ year-olds to have problems with short term memory?
Short term memory is not the problem. Retrieving is a problem.
As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Where do 60+ year-olds look for fashionable glasses?
What is the most common remark made by 60+ year-olds when they enter antique stores?
“O I remember these.”