Life’s Sayings

Life’s Sayings 

author: unknown

Poor people keep pigs.
Rich people keep dogs.   
Poor people eat wild vegetables at home.   
Rich people eat same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
Poor people ride bicycles.      
Rich people ride exercise machines. 
Poor people wish to get married.
Rich people wish to get divorced.   
Poor people’s wives become secretaries.

Rich people’s secretaries become their wives.    
Poor people pretend to be rich.

Rich people pretend to be poor.    

Man never tells the truth: 

He says the stock market is bad but keeps speculating;

He says money is evil but keeps accumulating.     

He says women are trouble-makers but keeps desiring them; 

He says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.  

He says smoking & drinking is bad but keeps partaking;   

He says heaven is good but refuses to go.                      

In the past, woman gives man her virginity;      
Now, woman gives man her newborn baby       
In the rural area, chicken calls man awake;  
In the cities, man calls for chicks.                
In the past, famous actresses will not sell their bodies;
Now, actresses will sell their bodies to become famous

What is life about?
At one, YOU are the top priority 

At ten, academic excellence is the top priority

At twenty, getting laid is the top priority   
At thirty, a good career is top priority    
At forty, keeping your body in shape is top priority 
At fifty, beating others at mahjong is top priority 

At sixty, keeping IT up is top priority 

At seventy, remembering something is top priority

At eighty, moving around is top priority  

At ninety, knowing directions is top priority

At 100, having your portrait on the wall is top priority!