Humorous signs

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:  “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” 
In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” 
In a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
You’ve come to the right place.” 
On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
On another Plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.” 
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.” 
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” 
In a Non-smoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” 
On a Maternity Room door: “Push. Push. Push.”
At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment.” 
Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.” 
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!” 
In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry; Come on in and get fed up.”And don’t forget the sign at a  CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:  “Best place in town to take a leak.”
And the best one for last…………
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: “Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises.”