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Golf has a unique, unusual and often colorful terms to describe a golf shot, including shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc.
One of the expressions heard is – “that was a Linda Ronstad — Blew By You (Blue Bayou).”
Here are a few more words, besides just “SHIT” to use on the golf course.
Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.
*James Joyce* – an impossible readA
*Rock Hudson* – looked straight, but wasn’t
*Cuban* – needed one more revolution
*Elton John *- a big bender that lips the rim
*Lou Gehrig* – a dead Yank
*German* – a hookenfokker
*Adolf Hitler* – two shots in the bunker
*Saddam Hussein* – from one bunker straight into another
*Yasser Arafat* – ugly and in the sand
*Kate Winslett* – little bit fat but otherwise perfect
*John Kennedy, Jr.* – didn’t make it over the water
*Elephant’s Ass* – it’s high and it stinks
*Rodney King* – over-clubbed
*O.J. Simpson* – got away with it
*Princess Grace* – should have taken a driver
*Princess Di* – shouldn’t have taken a driver
*George W.* – steadily fading
*condom* – safe, but didn’t feel very good
*circus tent* – a BIG top
*Anna Kournikova* – looks great, but unlikely to get a result
*Brazilian* – Shaved the hole
*Rush Limbaugh* – too far to the right
*Nancy Pelosi* – too far to the left
*Paris Hilton* – an expensive hole