A union boss walks in from the factory next door and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP cap, Make America Great Again,  with two beers sitting in front of him. … [Read more...]

The Importance of an Occupation after Retirement! As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Schlumberg is such a person: IS QUOTED FROM HAROLD: "I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?' "Well ... I'm fortunate to have a … [Read more...]

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.  Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.    Then God considered the function of bladders and … [Read more...]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:  "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."  In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."  In a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place."  On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."  At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."  On an … [Read more...]

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. … [Read more...]