Q.. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A.. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? A.. German Shepherds.   Q.. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A.. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q.. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A.. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. Q.. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A.. Jehovah drove Adam and … [Read more...]

A gas station has become quite a landmark in Gauteng, South Africa with its daily #PetrolPumpWisdom, which are uplifting quotes written on a chalkboard. Some people say they deliberately travel this route just to read the quote which brightens their day. Â Â Â The lady behind this wonderful … [Read more...]

A union boss walks in from the factory next door and is about to order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP cap, Make America Great Again,  with two beers sitting in front of him. … [Read more...]

The Importance of an Occupation after Retirement! As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. Harold Schlumberg is such a person: IS QUOTED FROM HAROLD: "I've often been asked, 'What do you do now that you're retired?' "Well ... I'm fortunate to have a … [Read more...]

Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.  Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend, reach & stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.    Then God considered the function of bladders and … [Read more...]